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22 July 2011 @ 02:05 pm
Holy shit, guise. I haven't posted in a few months so I suppose I should really get on this.

Not much has changed with my everyday life, I go to work, I go to karate, and I come home.

Work is still as shitty as ever. I am currently one of three cooks, two of which are leaving for College in a few weeks, which means that I will be the ONLY cook, and I'm already being expected to work weekends or whenever the fuck they need me. I've been handing out resumes, but to no success. What a huge surprise in this tiny, conservative town.

My dad is still driving me absolutely insane, I honestly think that I could be adopted, just because dad is such an insane, racist, homophobic idiot that there's no fucking way he had a role in creating me. Because I am awesome.

At least once a week he tries to convince me that black people caused cancer, and every single time I try to explain to him how ridiculous that is, he simply shoves it off and believes that he is correct. But that's the thing that bugs me, he always thinks that he's correct and that everyone should applaud how brilliant he is, but he's NOT always right. He's actually very rarely correct in anything he speaks about. A few weeks ago he pronounced "Forensics" as "Fornesics" so I politely corrected him. However, all he had to say was how shallow and terrible I am and how when I grow up, I will realize that I'm not always right and to not be rude.

What? I'm nearly twenty, and I can guarantee that I'm smarter than you, dad. But whatever.

It's also constantly aggravating when he puts down my gay friends. I told him that when I passed my G2 test, I was going to drive up to Kingston and visit Maddy, who is transgender. Dad said "Oh yeah, she, him, it, whatever, they're pretty cool. But kind of gross."

No, you're constantly biggotry is "gross." Your ignorance is "gross."
So please, if you could, fuck right off.

Onto some good news;

Heidi had her baby, a little girl named MarLee who is the cutest human being on the planet. When she toots she laughs and when she sleeps, she puts her middle fingers up. I have faith that she will grow up to be amazing, which of course she will because her parents are badass.

I'm also going to visit Brandon next May, if I have the money for it. Mum and Dad said that they would help pay for a lot of it, but I just need to make sure that my hours don't get cut more than they already have, otherwise I won't even be able to afford to buy my groceries. But I think everything will turn out fine. Plus, my grandmother's are quite evil but also quite loaded, so maybe one of them will die and leave me some cash.

Sure, that makes me a terrible person, but those bitches be crazy, son.

Anywhore; Until next time.
 
 
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02 May 2011 @ 07:10 pm
Well, as everyone knows, the Universe is making a huge deal about Osama Bin Laden being killed in a US airstrike yesterday.
However, I seriously don't think he's dead.

Now, I'm just one of those horrible people who believes that 9/11 was an American conspiracy, and if you don't agree, no big deal, but don't tell me I'm incorrect. But I mean, really? The US isn't swift enough to kill that fucker, he's been a world champion of Hide and Seek for a while now, I'm definitely thinking that he's still in a cave or a mansion somewhere, enjoying a wondrous glass of wine.
 
 
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27 April 2011 @ 12:11 am
Ok, I really want to stop neglecting my Livejournal, but I need something to talk about.
So suggestions?
 
 
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25 April 2011 @ 06:44 pm
I feel like I've been neglecting LiveJournal a lot recently, but it's mostly just because I only ever whine in it.
However, I suppose that's what a journal is for, to vent about your day to day life.

But my life just isn't interesting.
I go to work at my shitty job that depresses me beyond belief and come home.
Day in and day out.

And I don't have many friends.
 
 
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22 March 2011 @ 09:42 pm
Ok, does anybody else realize that I am NOT ten years old anymore?
Yes? Do you really?

Because I just want to make sure that I'm not going completely bat-shit fucking insane.

Earlier this morning, I got an e-mail from the college telling me that I wasn't accepted because my average was 39%. Immediately, I freaked out, there's no way in fuck that my average was 39%, considering last time I checked, it was 94%. They mixed up my application with someone else's and now I'm going to have to wait yet another year to go to College, though I'm thinking of moving to Montreal and going to school there.

I was upset, obviously, all morning and my dad nor my step mom were listening to a word I was saying. I told them that I would handle everything and to just leave me alone for a bit, so I can collect my brain matter and go to fucking work. But of course they didn't, my dad called the college, even though I told them that I would fucking handle it, so I had to deal with Dumbfuck McSecretary while sobbing.

Then Vikki drove me to work, on the way I just listened to music to calm the shit down, I got out of the car when I got to work without saying a word.

Dad picks me up from karate and tells me that I need to apologize to Vikki when I get home. I ask why, apparently she told dad that I slammed the car door horribly hard when I got out. Which I didn't, because I'm not immature. I told dad that exact thing, but he told me to apologize anyways.

Pardon me? No, I will not apologize for something that I didn't do. That's like me going to Germany and apologizing for Hitler, not my fucking fault, I had nothing to do with that shit.

I'm not ten anymore, I'm nineteen. I can take care of myself, feed myself and even bathe myself. I don't need babysitters and I definitely don't need this childish bullfuck.